i need to find somewhere to get oxygen containers and stock up before this series is aired.
*blindly gropes for inhaler*
sounds exactly like the kinda thing a serpent with tiny claws and legs would say
right in the fuckin’ nipple
kitorkonnor said: When you do requests, may I please have Sherlock with a snake? Or a sword, if you feel uncomfortable with snakes. Thank you.
sorry im not a snake person :3
#omg what is this even#i love it???#sherlock au#a fencing au#omg give me#OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE#I THINK I JUST MADE MYSELF FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS#LIKE#SHERLOCK BEING LIKE ‘OH IM SO FANCY AND POSH LOOK AT MY BENDY SWORD WOW JOHN’#AND JOHN JUST BEING LIKE#SHERLOCK#PUT THE FUCKING SWORD DOWN JFC YOUR SUCH A CHILD SOMEONE GIVE IT TO ME OH GOD I CANT BRETHAE
There’s this thing called hibernation
Otter!Sherlock and Hedgehog!John.
I haven’t written anything story-like in years. Oh god…
REBLOG ALL THE ADORABLE SHERLOTTER.
Contemplation While Wearing John’s Pants
"That was new, wasn’t it?" (x)
WTF? It’s hard to believe this is the same person.